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Ohmygosh la was blog hopping and found this realli CUUuteee post!!! which she got by courtesy of shihui hahaha.

Q1) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a chinese idiom
[Wu Qi Ma hei]
Q2)There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?!
[GRASS because Cao Mei Dan Gao]
Q3) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it?
[Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao]
Q4) xiao bai n da bai r bros. As xiao bai grows older, he look more n more like his bro. Guess a chen yu
[Zhen Xiang Da Bai]
Q5) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ??
[Saddam Hussein because Saddam Hu Xian]
Q6) Wat's e 2 panda biggest wish on earth ???
[ i. Get rid of dark eyes ring 牋牋 ii.Taking colour photo]
Q7) Who will pick up the dumping(ba zhang) on the floor ?
[?Xiang Long because Xiang Long Shi Ba Zhang]
Q8) There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible
[the one without the rubber]
Q9) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
[Alcohol because Jiu Yang Da Ming]
Q10) which brand of shampoo is the wealthiest
["Lux" Super Rich]
Q11) What BATMAN say when he fell down?
[Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia)]
Complimentary 2 more:
Q12)?Is Spiderman a Chinese, Ang Mo, Malay or Indian?
[Spiderman is Ang Mo guy - white -?Shi Bai De Man]
Q13)?What do you get when you add Xiao Bai and Xiao Bai?
[Rabbit (Xiao Bai Two)]

so cute right! i liek xiao bai tu! =]

lala byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! =D