http://www.psywar.org/malaya.php
This extract is so super funny!
"You're a bunch of bastards," shouted Templer; and Rice, who spoke Chinese, listened carefully as the translator announced without emotion: "His Excellency informs you that he knows that none of your mothers and fathers were married when you were born."
Templer waited, then, pointing a finger at the astonished villagers to show them who was the "Tuan," added "You may be bastards, but you'll find out that I can be a bigger one." Missing the point of the threat completely, the translator said politely, "His Excellency does admit, however, that his father was also not married to his mother."
Haha it really DID happen. How cool is that!And i find their propaganda kind of cool too! =]
This part is found on the propaganda leaflets the british gave out to encourage people to turn against the communists.
Leaflet No. 1750 depicts caricatures of a Communist leader on the front and a Communist fighter on the back. The leader has a ferocious face, the fighter big ears and a very thin waist. The text is:
Hahaha i find it super amusing. Its like backstabbing somebody right in the face =]QUALIFICATIONS OF A HIGH RANKING LEADER
1. Big eyes: able to supervise all the movement of his subordinates.
2. Small ears: so that will not be able to listen to the complaints and protests of subordinates.
3. Big mouth: to use for issuing orders the whole day long, telling lies about peace and equality, and to eat and drink voraciously
4. Small chest: to reduce his chance of being a target and, to avoid being shot by guns and bullets.
5. Big stomach: in order to have the capacity for good food and precious health supplements.
6. Slim little hands: convenient to loosen tight belt
7. Big buttocks: For just sitting all day long doing nothing while the comrades laboriously work the whole day carrying food supplies and collecting donations.
QUALIFICATIONS OF A MODEL FIGHTER
1. Blind Eyes: so that he won't be able to see his higher ranking leader's mistakes and bad habits.
2. Big Ears: to hear a whole bunch of propaganda and lies and to obey unreasonable orders.
3. No Mouth: so that he can't gossip secretly or be able to eat.
4. Big chest: in order to block gun shots to protect his superior.
5. Small stomach: to help lower food consumption, and to solve the problem of food shortages.
6. Rough hands: in order to do rough work.
7. Big feet: in order to walk up and down the jungle and streams.
the caricatures are super ugly :D
So anyway today we continued watching Frankenstein today during LA. And ahhhhhhh the monster is so sad!!!!! =[[[ I dont hate him now =] hes a nice monster inside! Its the world that turns away and forces him to kill =[ therefore its not his fault! =[
My houkong was horrid today. GRAHHHHHHHHHH
Its 00.35am. OHYA!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FONGYI! :DDD
Okay im dead i've still got alot of work to do. should i study for tingxie..... =/// hahaha
I cant see my tagboard! =[
